When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

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Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

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How did the depressed man get around town?

Moped

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

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Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

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Why are the silent majority actually Hillary supporters?

Because they're dead.

How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"

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What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.