Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...
If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.
It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.
Out of plaice.
Because he's got rusty knees.
A-hem!
Because he never left the pub.
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