Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

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Where do birds meet for coffee ?

In a nest-cafe !

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

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Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

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Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.