Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

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Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

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What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

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Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.