What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

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What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

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When do computers go to sleep?

When it's internight.

What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

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What song to snakes like to sing ?

Viva Aspana !

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

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What's in the wardrobe?

Narnia business.

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.