Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

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How does Craig Venter drink beer?

Shotgun method

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

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Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

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Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

How do you keep a idiot waiting?

I'll tell you guys later.

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Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance?

There wasn't a punch line.

What's the worst thing at a bad joke party?

The punch lines.