In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.
No daylight savings!" "When do we want it! " "An hour ago!!!"
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
He just couldn't find the guys angle!
He doesn't have a job.
Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.
seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one
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