Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

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What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Where did you get it?

Africa" Says the parrot.

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Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.