Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

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What doesn't float to the top when it dies?

A day old reddit post.

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.