Where do books sleep?

A: Under their covers.

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What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

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How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

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Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.