Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

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The police found it easier than arresting her.

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I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

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Because it happened in the *past*a.