Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

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How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

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Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

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What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.