Who are you & what are you doing in my house?

Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

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What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

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Why do the elephants have short tails ?

Because they can't remember long stories !

Who are you & what are you doing in my house?

Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad