Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks !" Doctor: "Nine."

Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ?

Buddha this slice of bread for me !

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What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

What happens to crude people?

Crucified.

Term Jokes More Term Jokes

What's another term for a prodigal farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field.

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.