Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

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What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

What kind of drink does a ghetto drinks?

A GHETTOrade

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What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!