How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors?

Monk key

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How does a dog catcher gets paid?

by the pound.

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza?

Even if it is cold it's still good.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30