Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

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How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

What do you call a girl from Alabama who's faster than her brothers?

A virgin

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Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other?

Same time next month?

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Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What is a Catholic choir boy's favorite song?

Can't Touch This"

Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

Wound Jokes More Wound Jokes

Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.