Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

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What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"

Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

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Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

Why was the 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...