Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

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How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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What religion do ghosts practice?

Boo-ddhism

What type music should you practice before doing something dangerous?

Safety measures.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

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Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong