Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

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Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

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Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

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What's a young birds favourite game?

BEAK A BOO!

Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events?

John Cena.

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What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert?

Dr Spook.

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

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What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre