Because deep down they're really nice people.
Afroturf
He buried it.
The eyes, cause they di-late.
Because red shirts die easily.
A yardvark!
cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.
With a firm handshake.
Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
Because they're usually found on trucks.
They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.