Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

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Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

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What did the blonde medical student die from?

An aneurysm.

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

Red Shirt Jokes More Red Shirt Jokes

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.