The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.
It gets wet.
They lie still.
Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die
To make them happy before they die.
We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.
Fight for your right to padre
Because they'd miss each other.
Because they're playing on console.
Because they all wear red shirts