Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hits were The Wall.

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What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.