Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

Previous Random Joke Next

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.

Werewolf Jokes More Werewolf Jokes

How do werewolves mark their territory?

Lycanthropee

Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!

Pessimist Jokes More Pessimist Jokes

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

How many?

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!

Silver Lining Jokes More Silver Lining Jokes

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

Why aren't Japanese optimistic?

Because not every cloud has a silver lining