Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

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Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

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Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!