Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

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How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

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How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

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Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs

Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.