Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

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How does a mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He works it out with a pencil! =

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With the bare-bones approach.

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Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

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Because they won't believe it.

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What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

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Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

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What did the exponential equation say to the linear equation?

Real graphs have curves.

Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers