Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

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What do you call a french soul singer?

Beret White

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

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What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

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Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!

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Why Do Sorority Girls Travel In Packs Of 1, 3, 5 or 7?

Because they can't even.

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

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How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.