Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

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What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher