Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

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What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

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What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

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What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.