Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

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What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

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What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

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What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

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Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31=DEC 25

Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?

Because Dec 25 is Oct 31

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Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25