Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

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What did the stoplight say to the car?

Don't look, I'm changing!

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Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

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He felt his presents.

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

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How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know