Because he lost his bat, man.
Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.
Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.
Because no one man should have all that flour.
A cataract
He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal
Cos once you go black, you never go back.
He would be robin.
A bird who steals !
He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him
A bat.
Because she couldn't see that well. *crickets, crickets*