Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

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What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

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Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

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What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.