Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets?

The Whittle Business *badum ching*

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

What do you call a road full of giraffes?

Giraffic.