Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

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What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

Art.

What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

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Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.