Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

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How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

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What's black and can't swim?

A microwave oven.

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

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What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

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Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character?

A George Costanza.