Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

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Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

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Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

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What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.