Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

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Ommm' lettes!

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

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Stop playing it cagey!

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.