Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

How do you spell "SHOP"?

Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it Me: "Shop" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.