Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

What do you get if you cross Islam with Christianity?

Islam Christianity sin

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

Why didn't the Turkey cross the road?

It was too Chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.