Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

the egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.