Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?

It might take a while for me to get hard, I was just laid by a chick.

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight."

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me