Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What do cows sit on?

Couches

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What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

What did the egg say to a pot of boiling water?

I'm not ready to get hard yet, I just got laid!"

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http"