Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !