What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

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How is 2+2=5 like your left foot?

It's not right.

What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

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Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

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What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

What kind of dog should you get a spanish speaker?

A spaniel.

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What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?"

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.