Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

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Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

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Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy