Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

What did the egg say to the pan or boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken."

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.