Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.

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What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

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What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

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What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.