Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

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Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

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What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

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What does black Vin Diesel smell like?

What does black vin diesel smell like Vinegar.

What do you call a sour black guy?

A vinegar

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !